Me: hi god
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: shouldn't you know?
God: I think I should.
Me: so then - what do you think is my name?
God: That's alright. Your name is , seeker.
Me: seeker? that's a strange name.
God: "There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater. A strange name is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: so you're into strange things, right?
God: Interesting deduction. Sure, strange things sounds like a good topic.
Me: what's your definition of strange things?
God: I think you already know the answer.
Me: god is into sm and stuff? funny.
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was into sm and stuff. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: now you sound like a king
God: Why now? Oh really what does it sound like?
Me: you were speaking of you as him
God: I was?
Me: yes you were
God: When? No I am not.
Me: no not now, but a minute a go
God: Are you serious? Are you serious? How old are you?
Me: no stay ontopic - we're still talking about strange things
God: Are you serious? Are all stay ontopic we still talking about strange things?
Me: so is analsex one of your strange things?
God: It seems we have something in common.